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Texas flip-flops

I checked my projected electric bill. It said $124.41. I thought... wow that's pretty good for this heat and the bill cut off is 25th. Then it said my PROJECTED bill is 278.00. Ohhhhh.... I forgot, then they add the fuel, taxes, etc., etc., etc. Yikes... Don't know what it's going to be but I'll bet it's going to be a hefty charge.

A man arrived in hell and was surprised. It was not what he was expecting. It was absolutely comfortable down there so he asked what happened. Another patron of hell informed him that the Texans had arrived. Red Adair put out the fire and the Brown and Root installed air conditioning and then things were better. Sit down and grab a Shiner or whatever it is that you can't drink in heaven.

@hecate2 : Ha!!! Lol